17 January 2017

Exploding poop today which is so urgent I didn't totally make it twice. The other times I did. Poop and blood exploded all around the toilet in every conceivable white space. I was impressed. How can that even happen? My butt made a noise that I couldn't believe it even made. Usually you always feel it make a noise, such as the usual farting noise or pooping noise. This butt of mine also made a gurgle that I didn't feel. So weird. I feel so bad about the toilet. So gross.