12 September 2016

Missed the toilet tonight. Poop came out like pee and hit the edge of the toilet, my underwear, the floor and somehow, around the toilet in sprays. What a pain to clean. I had a bagel and cream cheese with fruit and yogurt for breakfast because work provided it for free. I had a small crab apple when I got home and a piece of apple cake. I also had a hot chocolate that a fellow co-worker bought me at work. He bought it to re-pay me for driving him to the convenience store. My stomach is still bubbling.